Funny Father’s Day Messages

March 20, 2023

It’s come around to that time of the year again, the time when we bring out our best funny Father’s Day card messages and make the old man laugh.

But what if you’ve never sent a cheeky funny message to your father on Father’s Day before? How do you know which one will be the right one?

Don’t worry, we’re here with this helpful guide to help you find the perfect cheeky message or wish to catch your dad off guard this year. Although starting off with a kick-ass card makes this all the easier.

So, whether it’s a ready-to-use message or you are looking for something to kick those creative juices into action, you’ve come to the right place. Let’s get started and help you find something that is sure to put a smile on his face and perhaps even provoke a good belly laugh as well.

So let’s dive straight into our selection of 40+ of the best funny messages for Father’s Day.

Funny Father’s Day Messages

Let’s start with the classics, this section might be all you need to help you create the perfect card and message combo. We’ve put together many different types of messages so it’s easy to find one suiting your dad’s humour, whether that’s more conservative or perhaps cruder.

The only limits here are the type of humour the receiving person has, so here’s a selection of humorous Father’s Day messages that you can pick and choose from or use as inspiration to create your own.

Being your child has been a privilege, and as you get older and the grey hairs start to come through, I like to think that I helped them come out a little bit more.
You know how I know I’ve been a good child to you? Your grey hairs have come in early, but I’ll always love you unconditionally.
Happy Father’s Day! I’m sure you cannot wait to have the house to yourselves again, and to that end I might move out when I’m 30…. Maybe.
Happy Father’s Day! I think being your child is the only gift you’ll ever need!
Happy Father’s Day, this year I am giving you grandchildren who are as annoying as I am.
You always made the world seem a much brighter place for me growing up, now you can do the same for your grandkids.
To the father who gave his all for me, today is the day I get to spoil you and remind you how great of a kid you have.
When I’m your age, I hope to look just as good as I do now. Happy Father’s Day!

Funny Father’s Day Wishes

We all want to wish someone we love well. It’s natural and it’s what most people expect. But if you're reading this then you're probably not looking for something that could be easily expected, but rather something to catch your father off guard and elicit a hearty belly laugh in the process.

So let’s dive into our list of rather cheeky and funny wishes for Father’s Day.

It’s truly amazing how we both know I’m your favourite child and we never have to mention it. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best dad.
Looking back now, I see how lucky I was in having a dad whose dad jokes are actually somewhat funny. Happy Father’s Day!
I am blessed to have such a loving father like you, I don’t know how you managed to put up with me with so few wrinkles at the end. May you continue to look this good for many years to come.
Happy Father’s Day to the most inspirational dad out there, still I’m sorry I cost you so much of your hair growing up.
Happy Father’s Day, dad, I got you an amazing gift this year. A wig, to replace all the hair I cost you bringing me up.
You’ll always be my inspiration, my hope and my strength. And I’ve always made you look good whenever we’ve gone out together. Don’t worry, you’re welcome.
I know I gave you a good excuse to drink growing up, but there’s no need to keep going all these years later. Happy Father’s Day!
Why can’t your dad jokes be funny? Oh well, at least everything else about you is amazing. Happy Father’s Day!

Funny Father’s Day Greetings

Greetings are always a safe way of creating messages for your card, so that’s why we’ve created a list of funny happy Father’s Day greetings for you to choose from or draw inspiration from. So let’s get creative and come up with a message he will never see coming.

Happy Father’s Day to the best dad in the world. I got you this bottle of [alcohol] — it’s almost as old as you are.
There isn’t enough space on this card to list out all your great qualities and achievements, so I put a picture of your best one yet on the front. Yes, it is a picture of me.
Don’t worry dad, I’ll always continue to make you look good. That’s why I’m spoiling you today and showing the world what an awesome father you are.
I’m sorry I couldn’t be there to celebrate Father’s Day with you, but at least I’ve gifted you with some peace and quiet.
You’ve shown me how to be a great parent, and now I know why you always looked so tired. Happy Father’s Day!
Father’s Day, the one day you actually have an excuse to sit around and do nothing.
To my dad, happy Father’s Day to the most amazing king of lawn anyone has ever seen.
When I said you could let loose when I moved out, I didn’t mean keep doing it all these years later. Happy Father’s Day!

Short Funny Father’s Day Messages

Sometimes less is more, and that is what we’re aiming for here with these short but highly impactful funny fathers day words and messages. Perfect if space on your card is at a premium, or you just want to quickly catch him off guard.

Happy Father’s Day, love from your favourite financial burden.
I hope your Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before you had kids.
I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever… then I remembered you already have me.
Thanks for sacrificing all your hair for me.
Thank you for always being such an amazing taxi driver.
I know having me wasn’t always easy, but at least it gave you a good excuse to drink.
Happy Father’s Day, thank you for paying the game consoles that kept me out of trouble as a kid.
We all know what the happiest day of your life is – the day I was born.

Funny Father’s Day Wishes from Children

Funny Father’s Day Messages from Son

Bonds between father and son are a truly special kind of bond, and one that leaves plenty of opportunities at dropping a humour bomb or two. Below are some of our favourite son to father Father’s Day card messages that should hit the right spot if aimed right. Use these at your own risk.

Growing up and having you as a dad is something that I will never forget, you snore the house down!
I’ll always remember the times you picked me up when I fell over, or when I was learning to ride a bike. And soon it will be my turn to teach you how to ride an electric scooter.
You are an amazing father figure, but if there’s one thing I am going to be better at. It’s telling dad jokes that are actually funny. Happy Father’s Day, dad!
As yet another Father’s Day rolls around, and another year older. I hope that I grow old as gracefully as you are. Happy Father’s Day!
Don’t worry dad, I’ll make sure my sons grow up with a strong father figure like the one I’ve been blessed with. That’s why I’m letting you take care of the grandkids a lot more from now on.
You’ve spent years teaching me everything I know, it’s now much but it’s a start at least. Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day, I am proud to say that I made you lose at least half of your hair. Now my kids will see to the second half of it.
When I was a child, you always pushed me around when I couldn’t walk properly, now as you get older, I can finally repay the favour. Happy Father’s Day!

Funny Father’s Day Message from Daughter

Everyone knows that most fathers are protective of their daughters, but what happens when a little princess drops a cheeky fun bomb in daughter Father’s Day card?

Let’s find out with the following happy Father’s Day messages funny bombs from a daughter that he will definitely never see coming. After all, his daughter wouldn’t do that, would she?

All the times you’ve been overly protective of me with boyfriends over the years, bows it’s my turn to be protective of you with the nurses.
When I was a baby, you always changed my nappies and took care of me. Now it’s my turn to do the same thing for you.
If there’s one thing that I can say for certain, it’s that you are lucky to have such a beautiful-looking daughter as me.
Aren’t you so lucky that whenever we go out, I always make you look good. Happy Father’s Day!
You have always made sure that I am well looked after and that I was never out too late, but you didn’t need to give my boyfriend curfews as well. Happy Father’s Day!
As a father, you are certainly the best. You have always been there and loved me unconditionally, but I’m still glad I got my looks for mum.
I don’t know how you always put up with me, doing all the things you did, but I will never forget the love you gave me growing up. But I still won’t get rid of that picture of you dressing up as a princess when we used to play when I was little.
I love the way you always smile and say I love you, but did you always have to shout it out every time you dropped me off for school?

Conclusion

And we have finally arrived at the end of our guide of 40+ of some of the best funny Father’s Day messages out there.

We hope that you have found something that makes you laugh and makes you want to give it a try in your next Father’s Day card. In any way, it’s been fun creating this guide for you. If you haven’t quite found the perfect message just yet, hopefully, this guide has provided you with the inspiration to create your very own funny Father’s Day wishes or sarcastic Father’s Day card messages for husband or other family member.

And if you're really wanting to up the combo and also get him a cheeky gift or something to offset your funny message. Be sure to check out the gift shop, you can find something for anyone and even have it delivered the same day as your card. Perfect if you cannot be there in person or want to time things just right.

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