Funny Mother's Day Wishes
Some moms prefer thoughtful greetings while others would rather have a good laugh. To fulfil their expectations we’ve prepared a list of funny things to write in Mother’s Day cards. So, if you’re tired of the standard, sweet phrases and want to make your wish extra special, look through this selection. From simple witty sayings to puns, we have a lot of options for you to consider.
For Mother
These stressful times almost demand that we set sentiments aside and have a good laugh. If you like this idea, check out our funny Mother’s Day wishes for moms. Maybe the perfect quote is already waiting for you!
- I was searching for the perfect Mother’s Day gift for you… But then I realised you have already got it [number] years ago — me!
- I wanted to ask you how it feels to raise such a wonderful child, but then granny gave me the answer! I love you a lot, happy Mother’s Day!
- You are so lucky to have me as your child… I hope you think so too! Happy Mother’s Day!
- I think this should be my holiday too because I’m the reason you are being congratulated today!
- No one could put up with me longer than you. Thanks, and happy Mother’s Day!
- I didn’t want to tell you this… but you were right about everything! (I think this confession is equal to a gift!)
- I know that you don’t like some of my traits… Just remember that I got them from your DNA! Joking – you are the best.
- Thank you for raisin me with patience, you are a grape mom!
- Sometimes I feel a little sorry for other people… because I have the most wonderful mum in the world!
- Thank you for not telling the others that I’m your favourite child. You are awesome!
For Sister
Sibling relationships are special, and so should the greetings be. Whether your sis likes jokes, or you just want to do something amusing this year, these funny Mother’s Day card quotes will be perfect.
- You spent years raising me, so no wonder you are now such an experienced mother!
- Don’t worry, your children will appreciate everything you do one day… Just wait about 20 years!
- I know we had some disagreements in childhood but look how it has prepared you for motherhood!
- Yet another area of life where you’ve set a high standard for us all…
- I never doubted your chances of becoming a brilliant mom because you’ve always been good at imitating me! Joking – you are doing great!
- It’s so funny that my evil sis has become such a loving mom!
- Years may pass but I will always know what you need the most… I brought wine!
- Sometimes I’m almost sick because of how perfect a mother you are! Just kidding, I’m proud of you!
- You must know some kind of spell because, even with the challenges of motherhood, you’re still looking better than me!
- I brought some difficulties into your life… Now, with children, you know that those were little more than inconveniences!
For a Friend
Lovely messages may be pleasing but sometimes all we need is a reason to smile. Take a look at these funny things to put in a Mother’s Day card — your friend is bound to be delighted!
- You’ve always been an amazing friend and now you are an amazing mother too. Stop being so perfect!
- I’m glad that motherhood hasn't changed you that much… You’re still such a funny girl!
- Please relax today – you’ve already proved that you are a great mom! I’m here for you, happy Mother’s Day!
- I hope your children waited until later than 4am to congratulate you! Wishing you a fabulous day!
- If your child inherited your character, I hope you’ve saved up some patience to bear it! Joking, you are the best!
- I hope one day you will tell me how you managed to live nine months without wine…
- May your children always see your kind and beautiful side… Not the weird one I see!
- Your children gave you the opportunity to celebrate Mother’s Day, so don’t be strict today!
- Have a tea-rrific Mother’s Day, I’ve brought your favourite scones!
- I’ve known you for ages, so I couldn’t even imagine what a kind and loving mom you would become… Kidding, ILY!
For a Pet Mom
Getting a card from a cat or a dog is already hilarious, but if you add one of our funny Mother’s Day greetings, laughter is guaranteed! Be it your mother, wife, friend, or any other woman you want to congratulate, if they have pets, they will adore such a greeting.
- I know I’m adopted, but I’m happy you are my mom!
- It’s your day, have a rest… After a three-hour walk, of course!
- I will love you fur-ever, you are the best mum I could have!
- Do they call you a crazy cat mom? They are wrong, you are amazing!
- Although I’m just a [cat/dog], I understand what Mother’s Day is. Congratulations, mommy!
- I know being my mum is ruff… But I love you so much!
- I wish you a purr-fect Mother’s Day. Just remember to feed me!
- Let’s celebrate you today but all other days will be about me, right?