Funny International Women's Day Quotes

Funny International Women's Day Quotes

In celebration of this glorious day, we've compiled a list of funny International Women's Day quotes to make your beloved women laugh. So if you're feeling a little down or need a good laugh, read on for some funny happy International Women's Day quotes. And remember, behind every great woman is a group of humorous women supporting her.

International Women's Day is fast approaching and what better way to show the women in your life how much you appreciate them than with a funny card from Boomf? In this blog post, we will give you some ideas of what to write in a funny International Women's Day card. From light-hearted jabs to inside jokes, we've got you covered. So sit back, relax, and get ready to have a few laughs.

Uplifting International Women's Day Messages

There are plenty of ways to make a woman laugh on International Women's Day. Here are some examples of cute messages for women you can use:

  • To the world’s best mum/wife/girlfriend/friend: You deserve all the love, happiness, and cupcakes in the world. Happy International Women's Day!
  • Wishing you a fantastic International Women's Day! You make the planet a better place just by being yourself. Keep it up!
  • Happy International Women's Day! Today we celebrate how amazing, strong, and beautiful women are… And this time, we will try not to go back to forgetting the whole thing tomorrow.
  • On International Women's Day, I celebrate you and all your awesomeness. Thanks for being such an incredible role model! Love you to the moon and back.

Happy International Women's Day Jokes

There's nothing wrong with a little self-deprecating humour, and these quotes on International Women's Day greeting cards are the perfect way to show the special woman in your life that you're thinking of her on this important day. From clever quips about getting older to hilarious observations about the trials and tribulations of motherhood, these International Women's Day quotes are sure to make her laugh out loud. So go ahead and let her know just how much she means to you with one of these funny quotes about International Women's Day!

  • To the most wonderful woman I’ve ever known, Happy International Women's Day! You deserve all the wine!
  • Wishing you an amazing International Women's Day! You've always been such an inspiration to me, and I hope you know that. Now go get yourself a mimosa!
  • Thank you for being the strong, independent woman that you are. Happy International Women's Day! Now go put your feet up and relax!
  • A woman's place is wherever she wants to be. Have a great International Women's Day!

Funny International Women's Day Wishes

There's no doubt that women are amazing. They're strong, they're powerful, and they're absolutely hilarious. So, on International Women's Day, why not just celebrate the funnier side of womanhood with a funny card?

Here are some ideas to get you started:

  • Happy International Women's Day! Here's to all the strong, amazing women out there... especially the ones with a sense of humour!
  • To the woman who can make me laugh even when I'm having the worst day ever: thank you. You're my reason for smiling on even the gloomiest of days. Stay happy!
  • Dear women, we apologise for everything. We know we can be a pain in the neck sometimes... but we love you anyway!
  • On International Women's Day, let's all take a moment to appreciate the women who keep us laughing. They brighten our days and make life just a little bit more fun.

Funny Quotes for International Women's Day 

Why do we laugh? It has been said that laughter is the best medicine. And it’s true! Laughter has all sorts of benefits for our physical and mental health. It also improves our mood, makes us more attractive to others, and can even help us live longer!

Funny Women’s Quotes by Famous People

On this International Women's Day, let’s celebrate the power of laughter by sharing some funny quotes from some amazing women.

  • A sense of humour is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Claire Booth Luce
  • I want to be fabulous at 40, flirty at 50, and funny at 60! - Halle Berry
  • I love being a woman because I am not a man. - Marilyn Monroe
  • If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
  • I can't think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself. – Emma Stone
  • There is no force equal to a woman determined to rise. – William Wallace
  • Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. Nora Ephron

Unique Happy International Women's Day Quotes

This day is a special day to celebrate the women in our lives. Whether it's your mum, your wife, your sister, or your best friend, let them know how much they mean to you with a card that makes them laugh.

Here are some ideas for what to write in a funny International Women's Day card:

  • On this special day, I just want to say how grateful I am to have you in my life. Happy International Women's Day!
  • To the most awesome woman I know, happy International Women's Day! You're always so put together and you make it look so easy. Thank you for being such an inspiration to me!
  • Happy International Women's Day to the most amazing woman I know! You're strong, smart, and always up for a good time. Thanks for being you!
  • Here's to the women who know how to take a joke... and dish out a few of their own. You keep us entertained and we can't imagine life without you. Happy International Women's Day!

Final Thoughts

There are a few things to keep in mind when writing funny International Women's Day quotes. First, consider the recipient's sense of humour. If she is the type of person who appreciates a good pun, then go for it! Otherwise, you might want to play it safe with a more general joke. Second, think about what will make her laugh. Is it your inside joke? Something that you know will crack her up? A shared memory? Third, keep it short and sweet. No one wants to read a long, drawn-out card. And lastly, don't forget to sign your name!

International Women's Day is a great opportunity to celebrate the special women in our lives. If you're looking for a way to make her laugh, why not write something funny on her card? Choose a hilarious ready-made card for International Women's Day or easily customise your own with Boomf! Check out our endless range of cards that will satisfy the most demanding tastes.