Rude Christmas Cards

There’s nothing like a rude Christmas card to spread some festive cheer. They’re the perfect way to let your friends know exactly how you feel about them this year, without worrying about offending them! These funny Christmas cards are sure to raise a few eyebrows when they are read. If you and your friends are looking for something a little unexpected this year, then we have just the thing for you. Here is our list of the best rude Christmas cards to send out this year. With so many different options available, there is bound to be something that will tickle your fancy. So scroll down and check out these hilarious and brilliant cards — you won’t be disappointed!

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Who can I send rude Christmas cards to?

Anyone! No really, anyone! Christmas cards are an excellent way to show your friends and family that you are thinking of them this season. That being said, there are some people you might want to think twice about letting see your card before sending it. If you’re not sure whether your partner or relative would appreciate a rude Christmas card, then it’s best to err on the side of caution and find something a little less risqué. Keep in mind, that rude Christmas cards are usually filled with innuendo, so they are not suitable for kids. Before letting your children near the Christmas card box, make sure they know which cards are off-limits.

What should I write in an inappropriate Christmas card?

Great question! Inappropriate Christmas cards are all about double meanings. Think about what you are really trying to say to your loved ones, and then find a creative way to get that message across. For example, if you are not particularly fond of your uncle, you might want to write something like “I’ve been naughty this year”. But if you change the wording slightly to “I’ve been naughty all year”, then you’ve just managed to insult your uncle instead of flirting with him. These cards are all about wordplay and double entendres - the more risqué, the better! There is no limit to the number of inappropriate things you can write in a Christmas card. Just make sure you don't cross any personal boundaries, and you should be fine. Some great examples are:

  1. Merry Christmas from the family who always opens all of your presents before Christmas Day.
  2. Wishing you health, happy New Year, and hopefully a quick recovery from your pig's foot Injury.

How can I add a special flare to a rude Christmas card on Boomf? 

Boomf has an incredible selection of rude Christmas cards — so you can be sure that they have something to suit every taste. Please don't fret if you cannot find what you are seeking! You can always add a special touch to your card by adding a bit of confetti or pop-out butterflies. If you don’t want to go with a traditional card design, then you can upload your own artwork and have the cards designed around that. The only limit is your imagination!


Rude Christmas cards are one of the best ways to say “Merry Christmas!” to your friends and family. We hope that our list has inspired you to try something a little different this year. And if you have any ideas that you’d like to share, we’d love to hear them. After all, the more rude Christmas cards the better. So what are you waiting for? Scroll up and choose a card - the sooner you send it out, the sooner you’ll get a response!