So, you've sorted yourself an awesome scary costume and carved the pumpkin, but what about your Halloween greetings? You want to let your creative juices flow and spread some laughs this spooky season, but we know it isn't always that easy. Coming up with the best messages to include in your Halloween cards, Instagram captions, or Facebook posts can be difficult. But don't worry, we've got you covered! Check out our list of funny Halloween messages below.
Short Funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram
Halloween is the perfect time to get creative with your Instagram caption game. Whether you're posing with a seasonal beverage or your bestie in a matching costume come Halloween night, clever and scary Halloween quotes can really make your post stand out.
If you're stuck on what to say, never fear! We've rounded up some of the best short, and funny happy Halloween quotes for Instagram to get you started. From spooky puns to classic movie references, these captions will definitely give your followers a good laugh.
So go ahead and find the perfect quote to accompany your Halloween photo; you'll start racking up the likes in no time with these fun Halloween wishes!
- Witch better have my candy
- I'm a ghost with the most, babe!
- If you've got it, haunt it
- Eat, drink, and be scary
- It's October, and us ghouls just wanna have fun
- Too much of a cutie to be spooky
- Trick or treat yourself!
- I'm boo-tiful all year round, honey!
- I'm just here for the boos
- Getting my weird on this October night!
Funny Halloween sayings on your Instagram are not the end of the story — check out our hilarious Halloween cards that'll make your friends smile!
Funny Halloween Sayings
There's no better way to elevate your Halloween greetings this October than with some funny Halloween cards with sayings! But before the ghosts, goblins and all things spooky start roaming the streets, you need to pick out the best Halloween cards. Because really, what's the point of having some awesome funny Halloween greetings if you have where to write them in?
Luckily for you, here at Boomf, we have a huge range of great Halloween cards, all expertly designed in-house by our talented artists. From scary cards to ones featuring funny Halloween wishes, you'll undoubtedly find the perfect card to showcase one of the following funny Halloween sayings.
- May your Halloween be filled with many treats... and no tricks!
- Don't be scared; you're the scariest person I know!
- Wishing you all a fang-tastic Halloween!
- This Halloween, let's get sheet-faced!
- You better creep it real this Halloween!
- Funny seeing you here. I thought witches only lived in Salem!
- You know where you've parked your car? Only witches can park there, and the rest get toad!
- There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight!
- May the ghosts be with you
- Best friends always share their Halloween treats!
By the way, if you want to surprise your friend who was born on Halloween, consider ordering one of the amazing Halloween Birthday cards from Boomf!
Funny Autumn Quotes and Captions
October isn't just about Halloween greetings and spooky things that go bump in the night! It's also a time to enjoy the autumn season and all that comes with it, from crisp leaves underfoot to cosy fireside chats. If you're looking for some quotes to caption your autumnal snaps, you know we have some fun ideas for you! You also can check out our pumpkin Halloween cards collection to feel a cosy autumn vibe.
So grab yourself a steaming pumpkin spice latte and get ready to enjoy this wonderful season with our round-up of funny autumn captions and quotes.
- ''I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery
- ''Fall has always been my favourite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.'' - Lauren DeStefano
- "I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion." - Henry David Thoreau
- ''The falling leaves, drift by my window, the autumn leaves, of red and gold.'' - Eric Clapton
- Pumpkin spice and all things nice
- Just like the falling leaves outside, change is beautiful
- Grateful for small mercies (and pumpkin spice lattes)
- Autumn leaves and Autumn lovin'
- Life is gourd!
- Fall really does show us how beautiful it is to let things go!
Halloween is a special time of year when we can all let our comical dark side out and have some scary fun. When paired with a Boomf Halloween card, and maybe even one of our superb Halloween confetti upgrades, your Halloween greeting will be even more fun than shouting 'trick or treat' on this All Hallows night.
So, if you're looking for some funny Halloween wishes to send to your friends and loved ones, look no further!
- Trick or treat, smell my feet, and then give me something good to eat!
- Wishing you a hauntingly good time full of ghosts this Halloween!
- I hope your Halloween is boo-tiful!
- I'm positively dying to know what you're going to be for Halloween!
- Hoping your Halloween is more a treat than a trick!
- If you don't have a costume yet, don't worry - you can always just dress up as yourself!
- May your days be scary and bright!
- Wishing you a scary Halloween that screams!
- Wishing you a fiendishly fun Halloween!
- Sending you lots of boos and hisses this spooky season!
Halloween Facebook Status Updates
We all love a good Facebook status; you know the ones that make you laugh out loud or nod in agreement? Well, we've compiled a list of the best fun Halloween wishes for your Facebook status this October! No matter if you're looking for a short and sweet Halloween message or a famous spooky quote, there are some funny, Facebook-worthy Halloween greetings for all!
- Just because Halloween falls on a weekday this year doesn't mean you can't let your hair down and have some fun!
- I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm just pretty scared of what they might do to my house!
- Halloween is the one night a year when I can be myself… or somebody else
- If ghosts can easily walk through walls and glide down staircases, why don't they just fall through the floor?
- I might not be saying that I believe in ghosts, but I'm not saying I don't believe in them either. Just in case, I'm going to be sleeping with the lights on tonight!
- ''We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.'' - Stephen King
- ''There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.'' - Joseph Conrad
- ''Halloween is the time of the year when people run around like crazed animals, and don't even think twice about it.'' - Unknown
- ''By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." William Shakespeare
- "On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park." Nicholas Gordon
There is absolutely no doubt in our mind that you now have the best funny happy Halloween quotes, whatever the reason. The many quotes and captions in the article will give you a great jumping-off point, whether you're hoping to get some laughs on Instagram, a couple of shares on Facebook, or to have a scary good time with your Halloween cards this year.
As you've chosen your perfect Halloween Facebook status, it's time to find the right card to match it! But don't worry — we've got you covered.
Speaking of October Halloween cards, there is no better place to buy them than Boomf (in our humble opinion, of course)! Choose from our vast range of designs, which can be personalised with photos or text using our online personalisation tool. Or, why not upgrade to one of our amazing confetti or pop-up upgrades, which is an excellent opportunity to catch a hilariously good reaction video for your social media!
Whatever your Halloween plans are this year, tone down the scary and embrace the fun with these funny Halloween greetings!
Halloween is the perfect time to get creative with your Instagram caption game. Whether you're posing with a seasonal beverage or your bestie in a matching costume come Halloween night, clever and