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Mortgage Wanker Card

New Home design by Meg's Creative Outlet

Now that's one big fat loan! At least it's worth it then! Celebrate with your loved ones because they won't be able to soon... only joking!

Choose from Standard, Tracked or Express delivery options.

If you order before 2pm Monday to Friday then they we will post your card that day and it will arrive from the next day*.
Ahead of the date? Don’t forget you can order ahead and select a date at the checkout for it to be delivered and we will take care of the rest.
We also ship globally with shipping options and pricing for the recipients country detailed at the checkout.

Shipping Cost: from £0.85

* Next Day delivery on Standard postage uses Royal Mail 1st Class post within the UK of which around 90% of arrive the next day (this is subject to distance and other environmental conditions).

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